John McCain is dead
And the TV goes
“Lament people!
Lament for the power he embodied!”
And the obedient people go
“Bah wah wah
Bah wah wah wah”
Even though John McCain
Would not have cared if any
One of them were dead
And had in fact
Lined his pockets
Upon their misery
As he did to many
Around the world
And the devil
Slaps his belly in satisfaction
For not only does he
Get to crunch down
On John McCain’s rotted soul
But he gets to do it
To music he loves
“Bah wah wah
Wah…wah…wah…wah”